Things the "dogs" have been heard saying:

Mr. Blonde: "I didn't cut his ear off because monads cannot interact with each other."

Mr. Brown: "Diamonds are certainly extended things, and Madonna loves big ones."

Mr. White: "The thief of Barbourville is a man who steals diamonds from all and only those men in Barbourville that do not steal diamonds from themselves." "Take that Mr. Blue!"

Nice Guy Eddie: "All songs of the 1970s are cool. This is a song of the 1970s…hum…not cool!" "Mr. Blue can I talk to you about something…I mean nothing."

Joe: "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs. You guys are able to get them, and I need those diamonds. So, go to it."

Mr. Orange: "Gavagai, he's the rat! Or is it rabbit?"

Mr. Pink: "I don't tip!" "Mr. White, can I crash at your place in London?"

Mr. Blue: "Of course I'm blue, Logicism failed" "Bite me Mr. White!"

Philosophical Dogs